What has been the worst perfume or aftershave you have ever tried?

Eternity, so called because of the amount of time it takes to forget how nasty it smells. Chanel No5 was a huge disappointment as well. If Marilyn Monroe's films were made in Smellovision the audience would have choked to death.What has been the worst perfume or aftershave you have ever tried?
I agree with Chanel No5. I couldn't stand the stuff.





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What has been the worst perfume or aftershave you have ever tried?
I love Bath and Body Works' Winter Candy Apple body spray. All my friends know that's my scent and every time they hug me, it always last a bit longer than normal because they are smelling the perfume and most of them make an mmmmm sound. It's quite funny actually.
oh it was horrible. this very....artificial vanilla scent in sort of a whipped cream can but small and with the spray nozzle. and sparkles included. oh the sparkles.
hehe. When i sprayed myself with the first tester i saw. Then realised it was meant for man.





Whoopsie, my hoodie smelt realy weird for days, it wouldn't even have smelt good on a really hot guy anywayz.... %26gt;_%26lt;
I don't know about perfume, but I bought a body spray the other day Impulse - ';Hint Of Musk';.


Pfft.


Musk.


Smells like fuking carpet cleaner.
I was attacked yesterday at the benefit make up counter again. The girl sprayed me with perfume while I was backing away. I smelt like a grapefruit. Sounds okay but it reeked and I swear it was so strong it made me high.



playboy perfume
Sunflowers...my sister and I used to love that stuff and get it every year for Christmas! Why I will never understand?!?!?!?





It smells like bathroom deodorizer...but we were 8 and 13!
perfume - Tweed smells like cat pi$$.





after shave - Old Spice smells like old men.
the yves saint laurent opium one smells so freakin' disgusting.
cerutti
eau de kashit lol
anything musk....you smell like dirty sex...
OLS SPICE OMG
Brut 33 :)
Brut 33
My Grandads Brut 33 talk about junk or what. How on earth my nan thought it was nice i do not know
Chloe Narcisse......dunno who makes it, but they should be locked up.