Saturday, December 19, 2009

Why do Farts smell awful and aftershave/perfume smell nice?

Yes I am aware that there is someperfumes/aftershaves out there that smell worse than a donkeys backside but...Why do Farts smell awful and aftershave/perfume smell nice?
Try drinking some aftershave with baked beans and see what it smells likeWhy do Farts smell awful and aftershave/perfume smell nice?
Because Farts Are Unwanted Body Gas and Perfume is Manufactured to smell nice.
Because,FARTS ARE NOT BOTTLED [YET]
f u c k knows
Because one comes out of a bottle and costs money to get, the other comes out your a.s.s. I hope that you have learned something today.
Because farts are gas particles of your poo, your farts indicate what your next poo will smell like...........uggghh yukyuk whereas perfume has been adapted and tested to smell how you like it to ....unless you like cabbages stick to the poops

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